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NFL Draft – First Round Recap

Photo Courtesy: AP Photo/Stephen Chernin

Here are some notes from the NFL Draft’s first day:

  • I’m sure QB Sam Bradford is fine with being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, but I’m sure he’d feel more at home if he was drafted by the Redskins.
  • The Detroit Lions drafted DT Ndamukong Suh. Instead of going after a wide receiver this year, they went after a wide human being.
  • The entire Oklahoma Sooners roster (including mascot and cheerleaders) were drafted in the first round of the NFL Draft.
  • Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausen still hasn’t been picked yet.
  • Chris Berman’s tie was more flamboyant than Perez Hilton singing any T.A.T.U. song while raiding Elton John’s closet.
  • Chris Berman’s tie wasn’t THAT flamboyant, but it was distracting.
  • For every white guy that got drafted in the first round, there was a white iPhone that they talked on. Coincidence? Probably.
  • What was up with ESPN Analyst Jon Gruden‘s haircut? Or I guess I should ask, what was matted down with Jon Gruden’s haircut?
  • Jimmy Clausen doesn’t have an NFL team to play for yet.
  • LB Rolando McClain got drafted by the Oakland Raiders. (That’s the joke.)
  • Mel Kiper Jr.’s job makes substitute teachers seem busier than the President.
  • Philadelphia should have drafted K Barney Gorman. They really need a garbage picking, field goal kicking, phenom.
  • The video feed of ESPN Analyst Ed Werder was so glitchy. It seemed like he was joining us live via Chat Roulette.
  • Does anyone want Jimmy Clausen?
  • This year is the 75th NFL Draft. Not surprisingly, Chris Berman has been to every single one.
  • I was nearly certain that the New Orleans Saints were going to draft QB Tim Tebow… As their mascot.
  • I was also nearly certain the Dallas Cowboys were going to draft Tim Tebow… Jerry Jones loves Tebow!
  • However, it’s the Denver Broncos that Tim Tebow is going to be an NFL bust for.
  • Speaking of busts, has anyone drafted Jimmy Clausen yet?
  • The Radio City Music Hall honestly looks like a gay bar swallowed a cubicle-filled office building.
  • It’s a good thing the Dallas Cowboys drafted WR Dez Bryant, just so Tony Romo has another elite wide receiver not to throw it to.
  • The Detroit Lions drafted Ndamukong Suh and RB Jahvid Best. They quickly wanted a “re-do” when they learned that neither one of them is a wide receiver.
  • Even Brady Quinn is laughing at the fact that Jimmy Clausen is still on the board.
  • There were more white people at Tim Tebow’s house than there are in an episode of Dawson’s Creek.
  • DT Dan Williams never sacked Tim Tebow but Tim Tebow sacked every second of William’s press coverage after he was drafted by the Arizona Cardinals.
  • USC S Taylor Mays is still available. But then again, so is Jimmy Clausen.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

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One thought on “NFL Draft – First Round Recap

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    April 23, 2010 at 4:03 pm
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    alualu getting drafted tenth by the jags blew my mind. it is a draft pick that wholeheartedly embraces sending the team to los angeles.

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