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Thursday, April 18, 2024

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New Career Paths For Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow was cut by the New York Jets, just one year after signing a deal with them. This is now the second team in three years to get rid of him in some way, leading many to believe being an NFL quarterback just isn’t the right career path for Tim. At least not right now. Instead, maybe Tim should look into one of these career paths that would suit him better…

Canadian Football League Backup Quarterback

Let’s be honest. When it comes to professional football, he won’t be a starter in any country. Eh.

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National Football League Backup Team Chaplain

This would be a good way to get Tim back in the NFL. But let’s be honest. He won’t be a starter. His testimony is great, but he has a slow, awkward delivery.

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Actor

Many Hollywood production companies would kill to get someone who can cry on screen like him. Plus, he’s been acting like an NFL quarterback for three years. But let’s be honest. If he got a job as an actor, he won’t be a starter. He’d have to be an understudy.

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Model

What? He’s a good looking dude.

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Pit Crew for Oversized NASCARs

There’s currently a high demand for people who can change a six-foot tire.

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Tag Team Wrestler

Except when his team is ready to tag him in, they’d probably tag in a random second-year third-string guy instead.

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Bakery Security Guard

If there’s one thing we learned from his NFL days, Tim Tebow would be a really good Bundt protector.

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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