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New Career Paths For Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow was cut by the New York Jets New England Patriots, just months after being signed. This is now the third team in three years to get rid of him in some way, leading many to believe being an NFL quarterback just isn’t the right career path for Tim. لعبة سلوتس At least not right now. Instead, maybe Tim should look into one of these career paths that would suit him better…

Canadian Football League Backup Quarterback

Let’s be honest. When it comes to professional football, he won’t be a starter in any country. طاولة الروليت Eh.

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National Football League Backup Team Chaplain

This would be a good way to get Tim back in the NFL. But let’s be honest. He won’t be a starter. His testimony is great, but he has a slow, awkward delivery.

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Many Hollywood production companies would kill to get someone who can cry on screen like him. Plus, he’s been acting like an NFL quarterback for three years. But let’s be honest. If he got a job as an actor, he won’t be a starter. He’d have to be an understudy.

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What? He’s a good looking dude. الالعاب التي تربح المال

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Pit Crew for Oversized NASCARs

There’s currently a high demand for people who can change a six-foot tire.

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Tag Team Wrestler

Except when his team is ready to tag him in, they’d probably tag in a random second-year third-string guy instead.

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Bakery Security Guard

If there’s one thing we learned from his NFL days, Tim Tebow would be a really good Bundt protector.

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One thought on “New Career Paths For Tim Tebow

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    April 13, 2014 at 10:12 am

    hes better than the eagles current qb situation


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