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Friday, September 13, 2024

Korked Bats

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NBA Jam Preview: Spurs, Warriors, T-Wolves and Grizzlies

Let’s get into the West! Check out the previous posts for the East preview:

Past Team Previews:

Hawks and Celtics
76ers/Pistons/Raptors
Bobcats/Knicks/Bucks
Bulls/Pacers/Nets/Cavs
Bobcats/Knicks/Bucks
Heat/Wizards/Magic

The West is top to bottom stronger than the East, still, though momentum is slowly shifting back.

San Antonio Spurs

Current Players: Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili

Legends: David Robinson and George Gervin

Hopefully being user controlled can make the woefully unentertaining Spurs finally transform into something watchable. I don’t think that will be too difficult with this array of four great players and Manu Ginobili’s overrated corpse to choose from. You can choose the Admiral or the Iceman to come off the legends bench, and matching either of them up with Duncan or Parker would be a sight.

Best Twosome: Robinson and Duncan. Now that you control him, Duncan will perform more spectacular feats than fade away bank shots.

Golden State Warriors

Current Players: Monta Ellis, David Lee, Stephen Curry and Andris Biedrins

Legends: Tim Hardaway and Chris Mullin

Chris Mullin! Perhaps my favorite inclusion in the game, and a must start for anyone who has a freaking soul. موقع مراهنات المباريات The ability to swap behind Hardaway and Curry should add an outside threat to your Dream Teamer.

Best Twosome: Curry and Mullin

Minnesota Timberwolves

Current Players: Al Jefferson, Kevin Love, Jonny Flynn and Michael Beasley

Legends: Chuck Person

The Wolves don’t offer much in the lines of elite players here, with Al Jefferson still being programmed into his time in the twin cities. Chuck Person may have the most boring name on the game, which fits right in with Minnesota. Too bad KG hadn’t retired and become eligible for a legends position. bet365 arab

Best Twosome: Michael Beasley and Al Jefferson

Memphis Grizzlies

Current Players: O.J. Mayo, Zach Randolph and Rudy Gay

Legends: Bryan Reeves

Big Country is back! He never actually played in the city of Memphis, but did his time pre-back injury up in America’s Hat, sometimes called Canada. Matching Big Country with any of Memphis’ big three will do you just fine. اسرار ماكينة القمار Too bad for all of us Mizzou alums that the Junkyard Dog DCarroll failed to make the cut. But it makes sense.

Best Twosome: Big Country and Mayo. It just sounds like a Diner sandwich.

Kyle

Kyle is a comedian writer, actor, and producer. You may have seen his standup on CONAN, or somewhere else if you’re really into standup. He has appeared on Fuse, Comedy Central, VH1, and more, and he has written for CBS, Comedy Central, TBS, contributed to Roasts, as well as Huffington Post, CNN, The New York Times, Wired, and a really cool site called Korked Bats.

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