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NBA Jam Preview: Bobcats, Knicks and Bucks

We’ll keep the NBA Jam preview rolling. العاب قمار مجانا If you need a reference: check out the original post here.

Past Team Previews: Hawks and Celtics, 76ers/Pistons/Raptors

Let’s dive.

Charlotte Bobcats

Current Players: Gerald Wallace, Stephen Jackson and Tyrus Thomas

Legends: (mascot) Rufus Lynx

Since the Bobcats have existed for less than a decade, it was impossible to find anyone with “Legend” status. Rufus Lynx, though not even a premier NBA Mascot, makes the cut here. Bobcats lend little to options. كيف تربح في لعبة الروليت

Best Twosome: Wallace and Jackson. If a fist fight breaks out, I think we’ve found our predicted leaders. العاب المال

New York Knicks

Current Players: Al Harrington, Danilo Gallinari and Amare Stoudemire

Legends: Patrick Ewing and John Starks

Another powerhouse team. Harrington and Gallinari may be hard-pressed to find playing time, but the Knicks put up a lineup that is as formidable as all of the disappointing 90s squads. Pending a Space Jam-esque talent loss, Ewing will be dominant as a legend.

Best Twosome: Ewing and Starks if you need 3s, Ewing and Stoudemire if you want to destroy people with flipping dunks. So, Ewing and Stoudemire.

Milwaukee Bucks

Current Players: Michael Redd, Andrew Bogut, Brandon Jennings and Corey Maggette

Legends: (mascot) Bango the Buck

Contract issues have apparently made it impossible to snag even Sidney Moncrief as a legend, but both Redd and Jennings will make fine accents to Bogut. Fear the Deer could be in full force with this twosome; Bango the Buck may be the best mascot in the NBA, and hopefully this is reflected in his abilities.

Best Twosome: Bogut and Jennings

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