This will be the most American thing you will see all day. Unless of course you see a bald eagle wearing a sleeveless jean jacket, eating a hot dog while driving a motorcycle underneath the St. Louis arch, with a boombox blaring John Tesh’s Roundball Rock duct taped to the back. If you see that, well, that’s more American than this video of Nate beating up one of the terrorists from the Boston Marathon bombing. Grab a tissue, because you’ll weep tears of patriotism.
CAUTION: Music in the video contains strong language, is NSFW.
After getting beat that bad, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev went and hid in a boat.
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