My Letter to Santa
Sorry to be writing this letter so late. I knew that you were going to get millions of little brats telling you how bad they want some Hannah Montana or a Tickle Me Elmo bull crap, so I decided to wait off on my letter. Santa, this hasn’t been the best year of our lives. The economy sucks, Roethlisberger got another ring (because of his defense again), and we lost one of the greatest African-American entertainers in the world (No, not MJ… he was white). I’m not saying that everything was bad though. Tim Tebow didn’t win the Heisman, the NCAA lost 800 pounds (Mangino and Weis), and the greatest team in the NFL is still in the playoff race.
Honestly Santa, I don’t really know what I want for Christmas. I’d like to ask for the SEC to win another BCS Championship, but that’s like asking Keanu Reeves to come out with a bad movie… it’s already gonna happen. And sure I’d like to ask for world peace, but as long as there are is a Jersey Shore, there will never be peace on earth.
I guess all I want for Christmas is are a few little things…
- Titans to win out
- Steelers to beat the Ravens and lose to the Dolphins
- One of those Sonic the Hedgehog Tomy Water Games
- Ravens to lose out
- Ditto for the Broncos
- Colts or Bengals to beat the Jets
- Patriots or Browns to beat the Jags
- A Koosh Ball
So don’t worry about all the kids out their that want a Nintendo, because this little wish is way more important than those suckers. Merry Christmas to all and to all lose to my favorite NFL team!
PS: Quit kissing everyone’s Mommy… it is weird and you are married.