Saturday, July 13, 2024

Korked Bats

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Mizzou College Gameday Signs

So Mizzou’s reigning homecoming king, Patrick Elmore, is gone. He now resides in Atlanta, Georgia.

I will give you all a moment to wipe away your tears.

I talked to him over the phone this past week and he informed me that he will be attending the first ESPN College Gameday of the year outside of the Georgia Dome for the Clemson vs. Alabama game.

Pat does not like Alabama and although he is a Tigers fan, it’s not the Clemson Tigers who he roots for. Pat is a diehard Missouri Tigers fan (obviously).

Pat told me to take some time to come up with some sign ideas for Mizzou that he can hold up at College Gameday. So I did.

I figured I would share my ideas with all of you as well.

  • “College Gameday obviously got lost on their way to the game of the week in St. Louis!”

  • “I’m not Illi-ing, MIZZOU is #1!”

  • “Make some Illinoise for MIZZOU!”

  • “Illinois Football puts the ZZZZZ’s in MIZZOU!”

  • “The only good thing that comes out of Champagne is drunk hook ups!”

  • “No Obama, No McCain, I’m voting Daniel for president in ’08!”

  • “William Moore covers all Illini like a Tee-Pee!”

  • “Even Pocohantas cheers for MIZZOU!”

Good Luck Pat! We will all be watching to see you get on and rep the TIGERS! We miss you a lot and can’t wait for Homecoming for the King to come back!


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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