Sunday, April 21, 2024

Korked Bats

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Miguel Jordan

Before he was busy getting cut from the high school basketball team, Michael Jordan was interestedo en estudio español. (I’m pretty sure what I just typed doesn’t make any sense… In any language.) We have this picture of Michael in the Spanish Club from his high school yearbook. I’m not sure you’ll be able to tell which is him (sarcasm). He is kind of hard to find (sarcasm). But in case you can’t, he is the fourth from the left in the back row (not sarcasm).

Then again, come to think of it, this page in the yearbook could just be mislabeled. This could quite possibly be the JV basketball team that Michael was forced to play on after he was informed he wasn’t good enough to play for Varsity. Or maybe it’s not. Maybe after getting cut, Michael said while waving his fist in the air, “I’ll show them!” and then went and joined the Spanish Club. Bueno move, Miguel. Muy bueno.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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