Michigan’s Pursuit of Jim Harbaugh Is Getting A Little Intimate
Reports recently surfaced that the Michigan Wolverines laid an offer on the table for San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh to become their next head coach. The offer was reportedly for 6-years, $49 million, which would make Harbaugh the highest paid coach in college football.
Many believe Harbaugh will make a decision after this NFL season ends, but that hasn’t stopped the Michigan Wolverines from continuing to pursue their man. On December 23rd, Jim Harbaugh’s birthday, the Michigan Wolverines tweeted:
Clearly, this is is just Michigan rubbing Harbaugh’s shoulders while whispering sweet nothings into his ear in an attempt to get him to come back to Michigan.
However, Michigan won’t stop there. They have a series of tweets scheduled for the upcoming week and/or however long it takes Harbaugh to choose Michigan.
On December 24th, Michigan has this.
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On Christmas day, Michigan has this.
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Or, if that backfires, they have their bases covered with this.
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On December 26th, Michigan has this.
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On December 27th, Michigan has this.
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On December 28th, Michigan has this.
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On December 29th, Michigan has this.
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On December 30th, Michigan has this.
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On December 31st, Michigan has this.
Ok… This is getting weird, Michigan.
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