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Michigan’s Pursuit of Jim Harbaugh Is Getting A Little Intimate

Reports recently surfaced that the Michigan Wolverines laid an offer on the table for San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh to become their next head coach. The offer was reportedly for 6-years, $49 million, which would make Harbaugh the highest paid coach in college football.

Many believe Harbaugh will make a decision after this NFL season ends, but that hasn’t stopped the Michigan Wolverines from continuing to pursue their man. On December 23rd, Jim Harbaugh’s birthday, the Michigan Wolverines tweeted:

Michigan Jim Harbaugh Tweet

Clearly, this is is just Michigan rubbing Harbaugh’s shoulders while whispering sweet nothings into his ear in an attempt to get him to come back to Michigan.

However, Michigan won’t stop there. They have a series of tweets scheduled for the upcoming week and/or however long it takes Harbaugh to choose Michigan.

On December 24th, Michigan has this.

Harbaugh Flirt 1

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On Christmas day, Michigan has this.

Harbaugh Flirt 2

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Or, if that backfires, they have their bases covered with this.

Harbaugh Flirt 3

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On December 26th, Michigan has this.

Harbaugh Flirt 5

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On December 27th, Michigan has this.

Harbaugh Flirt 4

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On December 28th, Michigan has this.

Harbaugh Flirt 9

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On December 29th, Michigan has this.

Harbaugh Flirt 8

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On December 30th, Michigan has this.

Harbaugh Flirt 7

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On December 31st, Michigan has this.

Harbaugh Flirt 6

Ok… This is getting weird, Michigan.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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