Michelle Obama Dunks On The Miami Heat [VIDEO]

Michelle O-baby!

Here are a few thoughts:

• The First Lady dunking isn’t the weirdest part of this video. It’s the fact that no Heat players flopped.
• It was nice of Chris Bosh to loan Michelle Obama that dress.
• As the portrait of George Washington hangs in the background, it’s clear that while he was crossing the Delaware River with American soldiers during the Revolutionary War, this is exactly what he envisioned for America.
• I guess we could just ask Juwan Howard if that’s what Washington envisioned for America. He was there.
• Maybe it’s time to raise the basketball goal like it’s a debt ceiling or something.
• This 6-second video shows Michelle Obama being more active than the majority of America’s youth.
• Wait, maybe that’s just Mike Miller with a tan.
• That’s what we call an authoritative dunk. Because her husband is the President.
• Basketball Court > Supreme Court
• Erik Spoelstra is conducting the interview to earn credit for his high school journalism course.

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