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Marshawn Lynch Trucks Some Brazilian Kid [VIDEO]

Along with other pros, Marshawn Lynch is teaching kids how to play American football at a camp in Rio de Janeiro.*

* – preventing kids from ever wanting to play the sport ever ever again.

Here are a few thoughts:

  • The Denver Broncos have already named that kid a defensive starter.
  • You can’t teach kids about football without first teaching them about concussions.
  • That kid gained more rushing yards in this 7-second clip than Chris Johnson gained in the entire 2013 season.
  • That kid got up coughing up Skittles.
  • Even Tony Perkis at Camp Hope thinks Marshawn is being too tough on his campers.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

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