Saturday, June 22, 2024

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Marshawn Lynch Trucks Some Brazilian Kid [VIDEO]

Along with other pros, Marshawn Lynch is teaching kids how to play American football at a camp in Rio de Janeiro. العاب ماكينات القمار مجانا *

* – preventing kids from ever wanting to play the sport ever ever again.

Here are a few thoughts:

  • The Denver Broncos have already named that kid a defensive starter.
  • You can’t teach kids about football without first teaching them about concussions. لعبة فلوس حقيقية
  • That kid gained more rushing yards in this 7-second clip than Chris Johnson gained in the entire 2013 season.
  • That kid got up coughing up Skittles. arabic casino
  • Even Tony Perkis at Camp Hope thinks Marshawn is being too tough on his campers.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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