Madonna Strikes Again
Do you think if Madonna were to get sick, keeping her from performing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, then her daughter will perform in her place? Wait, even better, do you think Madonna’s daughter’s unibrow could perform at the show? Before you make your decision, check here.
I was hoping that the new Blue Ivey baby would be a part of the half time show.
Who do I have to talk to, to get that robot guy back from last year’s Black Eyed Peas?
I am not going to talk about Janet Jackson. I am not going to talk about Justin Timberlake. I am going to talk about the fact that I remember exactly where I was when that infamous moment of lady sports time happened. I remember that like I remember where I was when Princess Diana died. (Which, for the record, was not in a paparazzi vehicle in England… If anyone asks.) I remember that like I remember where I was when the O.J. Simpson verdict was announced. I remember where I was when I found out that Jim and Pam were getting engaged.
I can’t wait to see what Madonna has up her sleeve. Or leggings.
I think she will most likely do yoga.
Or maybe hand out red bracelets.
Let’s be real, she will spend most of her time talking about her brand new children’s book.
She could bring her presentation on how bad red meat is for you and your family.
She will not address her relationship with Alex Rodriguez. (See Austin, this is a sports related story.)
She will probably not talk about her ex-husband’s amazing movies that make a lot of money.
She will probably not talk about the fact that she has clearly had more than four minutes to save the world.
Regardless, we’ll probably all be watching. And by all, I mean, all the girls. Because halftime is the “bathroom break” time for the guys.
Happy Super Bowl Parties!
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