Wednesday, April 24, 2024

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M.C. Hammer Digs This Owl’s Pants

When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to see a tweet from M.C. Hammer pop into my timeline today. But here I am, moments before going to bed, seeing M.C. Hammer tweeting a compliment to a photo of an owl for having thick, feathery legs that resemble hammer pants. العاب ربح نقود حقيقية Naturally. I mean, if you ever need proof that the Internet is an endless void of random, I’d say a tweet to an owl from the rapper of “Can’t Touch This” would be a pretty damn good place to start. This has to be the most random thing on the world wide web in all of 2021, right? لعب روليت I’m trying to think of something that’s been more random. I mean Bean Dad and finding shrimp in your Cinnamon Toast Crunch are up there, but both those dudes got canceled so I’m pretty sure that makes M.C. and his thicc thunder thighed owl the most random thing on the Internet of 2021. Just incredible. I’m hoping M.C. remains too legit, because I don’t want this dude to ever quit.

UPDATE: Apparently M.C. Hammer retweeted me. Because why not?


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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