List Of Things You CAN’T Do In The NFL
Yesterday, Roger Goodell announced that the league is banning goal post dunking and football from football, because it’s been more than a week since Roger Goodell has done something to make the professional level of the game of football worse.
- Dunking on goal posts after touchdowns
- Using the ball as a prop after touchdowns
- Spinning the football
- Dancing with teammates
- Dancing by yourself
- Dancing with Roger Goodell’s wife
- Diving into the endzone
- Bellyflopping into the endzone
- Tackling a quarterback high
- Tackling a quarterback low
- Tackling a quarterback
- Thinking about tackling a quarterback
- Returning kickoffs
- Signing Tim Tebow
- Punching a referee
- Kicking a referee
- Looking up a referee’s address and waiting outside his house until he comes home after a game
- Living, Laughing, Loving
- Wearing your socks too low
- Tucking up your jersey under your pads to show off your abs like they did in the 80’s
- High-fiving after a touchdown
- Smiling after a touchdown
- Breathing after a touchdown
And here is a list of things that are still legal.
- Driving drunk
- Killing someone either with knife and/or car
- Doing drugs
- Dealing drugs
- Dancing With The Stars
- Walking back to your sideline without doing anything after scoring a touchdown
- Cutting a player (after training camp)
- Cutting a player (after a locker room fight)
- Jump-stop layups on goal posts after touchdowns
- Paying fines
- Charging fans to watch Browns games
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