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Friday, November 8, 2024

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Let’s Play A Game Of Rostered Tennessee Titans Player Or Made-Up Name?

For the second straight season, the Tennessee Titans have played the most number of players in a season due to injury. They are far and above the most injured franchise in the NFL. Meaning each week, Titans fans are greeted with tweets like these:

Are those actual names? I don’t know. They could be? But it just goes to show you how deep into the bottom of the NFL player barrel the Titans have scraped to find enough guys to fill out their 53-man roster. But that led me to bust out one of America’s favorite games: Rostered Tennessee Titans Player or Made-Up Name?

So we put together a list of names from the Titans’ actual roster, practice squad, and injured resrved, and mixed them in with a few made-up names and want to see if you can tell the difference.

Let’s play!

NAMES:

1. Tarell Basham

2. Paxton Reesing

3. D’Prentice Rakestraw

4. Le’Raven Clark

5. Davontae Harris

6. Danny Isidora

7. Lonnie Johnson Jr.

8. Mike Hall

9. Kyron Brown

10. John Reid

11. D’Anthony Pettis

12. Rascal Beantree

13. Jamarco Jones

14. Daniel Munyer

15. Prince Kollie

16. David Goodwine

17. Da’Shawn Hand

18. Joe Jones

19. Seven McGee

20. A.J. Green

21. Kevin Strong

22. Thomas Odukoya

23. Donovan Smootskin

24. Andrew Rupcich

25. D’Andre Ferguson

26. Jayden Peevy

27. Caleb Shudak

28. Kobe King

29. Reggie Roberson Jr.

30. Kyle Rapport

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ANSWERS:

Real names are in bold.

  1. Tarell Basham – Tennessee Titan
  2. Paxton Reesing
  3. D’Prentice Rakestraw
  4. Le’Raven Clark – Tennessee Titan
  5. Davontae Harris – Tennessee Titan
  6. Danny Isidora – Tennessee Titan
  7. Lonnie Johnson Jr. – Tennessee Titan
  8. Mike Hall
  9. Kyron Brown – Tennessee Titan
  10. John Reid – Tennessee Titan
  11. D’Anthony Pettis
  12. Rascal Beantree
  13. Jamarco Jones – Tennessee Titan
  14. Daniel Munyer – Tennessee Titan
  15. Prince Kollie
  16. David Goodwine
  17. Da’Shawn Hand – Tennessee Titan
  18. Joe Jones – Tennessee Titan
  19. Seven McGee
  20. A.J. Green
  21. Kevin Strong – Tennessee Titan
  22. Thomas Odukoya – Tennessee Titan
  23. Donovan Smootskin
  24. Andrew Rupcich – Tennessee Titan
  25. D’Andre Ferguson
  26. Jayden Peevy – Tennessee Titan
  27. Caleb Shudak – Tennessee Titan
  28. Kobe King
  29. Reggie Roberson Jr. – Tennessee Titan
  30. Kyle Rapport

SCORE GUIDE

If you got…

0 correct… C’mon now, you really thought Rascal Beantree was an actual person?

1 to 10 correct… This is where most people should live. Whether you like the Titans or just play a lot of fantasy football, you should be able to determine at least some of these names.

11 to 24 correct… The fact that you can tell this many fake names from rostered Titans means you clearly need to see a therapist.

25 or more correct… You’re clearly either a diehard Titans fan who thoroughly enjoys pain or you’re Paul Kuharksy.

Unreleated, here’s a video from last year that aptly applies to this year:

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin