Apparently in my short time here at Korked Bats, I have been appointed the “Holiday Chair” or something. I wrote a post for Austin’s Birfday, Veterans Day, and now I get the Thanksgiving Day post. Maybe I’ll be lucky enough to receive Boxing Day, Groundhog Day, Arbor Day, and Festivus… Wait, those aren’t real holidays.
Since this is Thanksgiving morning and apparently we are supposed to talk about all the cool things that happened to us in 2009, I would like to tell you guys what I, Chip, give thanks for this year (Besides you, of course):
Little did we know that this #1 rated recruit could pull off such sweet dance moves with just his hand. Thank you sir for making this a better country.
Being a Tennessee Fan, this has definitely become something to give thanks for this year. Sure Lane Kiffin is one of the most hated coaches in America, but his elegant way with words finally put our football team back on the map. Also, I should probably give thanks for H1N1, since that was apparently the only reason that Florida played so bad against us. Good one Urban!
I guess we have to give thanks to the dark arts this year, otherwise this wouldn’t have happened. Nah, I’m just playing. I just want to give thanks to magic because for some reason I have always loved magic tricks and I finally learned how to do some this year. I’ll show them to you, but I will never tell you how. A magician never shares his secrets. That’s why he always chooses ‘dare’.
Well guys, I am about to go eat my body weight in turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie. Don’t forget to tell your family and friends how awesome they are. I hope you all have a great weekend and Happy Thanksgiving!