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Let Me Be Frank With You…

Dogs aren’t humans.
Watching the Independence Bowl two nights ago (whew, what a nail-biter) I heard the announcers reveal that Russ, the interim UGA mascot (R.I.P. Uga VII), had his own room in the team’s hotel. Dumb. Good thing Michael Vick chose to play his college ball at Virginia Tech and not Georgia. If not we would probably be on Uga XXVII by now. ربح المال عن طريق اللعب
Adam Morrison serves
good purpose.
I would first like to apologize for posting this picture because, if you are like me, you feel like you need to take a shower every time you look at this guy. There is no way he wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, and says “Ok, I look presentable today. قوانين الروليت ” At least he has shaved the dry, cobweb-like nest on his head since entering the league, but make no mistake about it, he is still repulsive. If you remember, Adam was selected THIRD in the 2006 NBA Draft. كيف تربح المال من الانترنت THIRD! Good idea with the draft pick MJ (Morrison was the first player drafted by Michael Jordan with the Charlotte Bobcats). Here’s what he is averaging this season for the Lakers: 2.4 ppg, 1.4 rpg, & 0.5 apg. This look was accepted when he was good in college, but now it should just be illegal. The saying “look good, feel good, play good” must work with opposite effects also!
I hope the Colts
lose their first
playoff game.
Not that I have anything against them, but I am about sick of teams pulling starters in competitive games, especially when your first playoff game isn’t happening for another three weeks. Add that to the fact that the Colts had a GREAT shot at a perfect regular season and the move just doesn’t make much sense to me. And c’mon now, keep us fantasy owners in mind when you decide to pull some of the top scorers in the league. I don’t like you right now, Jim Caldwell.
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No one touches
the Shaqtus.
Enough said.
Car turning at from major road onto minor. Car is indicating and waiting. Arrow shows path to ensure corner is not cut
If you are a slow turner,
we can’t be friends.
There’s nothing that grinds my gears quite as much as having to slam my breaks because the car in front of me decides to come to a complete stop followed by a total lack of acceleration in an attempt to pull of a drivers-ed-esque turn. This whole process usually takes upwards 9 seconds. How inconsiderate. It’s almost as bad as those people who don’t wave when you let them go or those pedestrians than show zero hustle while you wait for them to cross the road. People these days…

One thought on “Let Me Be Frank With You…

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    January 1, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Adam Morrison is disgusting and we share the same pet peeve Frankie!


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