Tuesday, July 23, 2024

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Let Me Be Frank With You…

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Athletes always act more injured than they really are.

Judging by the picture you probably think I’m going to do my usual bashing of soccer. I’ll spare you this time. As I understand it, some people are still upset over the loss to Ghana. But anyway, do athletes spend so much time training and honing in on their skills that they never quite learn how to fall? I’m no “tough man” by any stretch of the imagination. I probably didn’t have to tell you that. But I will say I’ve never layed on the ground grimacing in pain for as long as most pro athletes do every time they stub their toe. What really kills me is when they enter the game as if nothing happened just minutes after you could have sworn their insides were melting. Let’s put a stop to this nonsense.

You Shouldn’t put cake on Michael Vick’s face.

So, the other day Mike Vick had a birthday party. As you can see the guest list was really a who’s who of today’s pop culture icons. With special guests such as Lashawn Merritt, Pusha-T, Delicia Cordon, and The De Creme Models, there is no wonder things got a little crazy. So crazy, in fact, that one of Vick’s co-defendants in the dog fighting case, Quanis Phillips, decided to shove his cake into Vick’s face.
He was later shot.

Bill Clinton drinks Budweiser.

Remember this just in case you run into him at a bar. This picture was taken after the U.S. beat Algeria. Party on Bill.

Speaking of drinking beer…

This kid couldn’t be 13.

Either that’s apple juice or this is the third child Deadspin.com has found drinking beer at a baseball game in the past month. Way to go Dad.

I wrote this post at 5am waiting in line for my iPhone 4.

l’ve never seen such a collection of Apple nerds in my life. I hope that woman standing behind me isn’t reading this. That could be pretty awkward. I’m serious though. Everyone here is fooling around with some sort of Apple device. Most have headphones in and are doing something on there iPhones. Some think they’re cool and have their iPad out on full volume so everyone looks and sees they have one. I can’t say much though. After all, I’m the one sitting 20 people deep blogging on my MacBook Pro. All that’s missing is a Starbucks Latte in my cup holder. Overall I’m a pretty miserable human at the moment.

2 thoughts on “Let Me Be Frank With You…

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    June 30, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Is that a double Windsor knot, Bill? He could make anything look classy… I.E. Sex in the Oval Office.

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    July 2, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Laid, not layed. come play softball!


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