Korked Bats’ 200th Korked Bat
We figured the best picture to include in our 200th Korked Batis a picture of Rip Taylor shooting off confetti.
Well, we just celebrated our first birthday and here we are no more than a week later posting our 200th Korked Bat. How about that?
Alright, enough beating around the bush, 200 is kind of awkward.
100 was great because it was hitting the century mark for the first time. Everyone remembers their 100th!
300 will be great because we can make a bunch of 300 The Movie jokes. THIS… IS… SPARTA! (With spit flying from mouth)
200 is just kinda like… Well… Ummm… It’s like, hey 200… Sweet. Two hondos. Doscientos. Two Benjamins.
So here it is. Our 200th Korked Bat. Whether this is the first Korked Bat that you have read or your 200th, thanks for reading.
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Whoever gives us the BEST 200 reference in a comment below, gets to choose one topic for us to write about next. Funny or serious, just give us the best reference with the number 200 in it.
Congratulations Korked Bats! I am so proud of your 200 posts that have enlightened both as a man and a sports fan.
Yall are now as big as Michael Phelps in the sports world!!
No really you are he weighs 200 lbs! (ZING!)
will, you are embarrassing.
Septimus Severus visited Syria, Palestine and Arabia in the year 200.