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Saturday, April 20, 2024

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Kevin Love Comes Up Just Short On A Dunk Attempt, Is White [VIDEO]

Cleveland Cavaliers power forward Kevin Love drove to the hoop, went airborne, and quickly came back down to earth, missing on a wide-open dunk attempt, reminding everyone in the arena that he is, in fact, white.

Here are a few thoughts:

  • ♫♫ I believe I can flyyyy, I believe I can touch the net. ♫♫
  • White men are not good at jumping. They should make a movie about this fact.
  • He probably just forgot to stretch.
  • Even Brian Scalabrine is embarrassed for white basketball players everywhere.
  • This would’ve gotten Kevin Love 2nd place in the NBA Dunk Contest.
  • It’s like the Monstars stole his talent, mid-jump.
  • On Kevin Love’s scouting report, his vertical is listed as lol.
  • This would make a church league highlight tape as that one time Kevin almost got rim.

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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