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KB Photo Kaptions

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

Austin

24 thoughts on “KB Photo Kaptions

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    July 21, 2009 at 1:05 pm
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    If I see another illegal alien in our stands I'll just poop on the field. Oh, there it goes.

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    July 21, 2009 at 1:07 pm
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    Look mom, I'm doing my best Moises Alou impression!

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    July 21, 2009 at 1:10 pm
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    New Padres pitching coach Daisy demonstrates proper form for the "slider".

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    July 21, 2009 at 1:35 pm
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    As a non-roster invitee to spring training, Jose Guillen knows in order to make the team it is imperitive that he step up his less than stellar defense in right field. Shown here letting a line drive inexplicably roll to the wall while he defecates, Guillen hopes the team can overlook his defensive shortcomings in lieu of his innate ability to hear whistles several octaves higher than what his teammates can hear.

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    July 21, 2009 at 1:56 pm
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    Well, that makes four pieces of crap on this field.

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    July 21, 2009 at 1:58 pm
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    At least one Padre knows how to keep his butt down.

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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    Three men and a little rabies.

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:10 pm
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    This must be an inter-league game, cause there's a designated shitter on the field.

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:14 pm
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    Throw 'em the ol' number 2.

    that dh one was me too…just forgot to type my name.

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:16 pm
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    "Don't worry guys, I think it's just a fart."

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:17 pm
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    Kyle Youngstrom said..
    At a squandering 37 wins and 56 losses.. It seems like other teams aren't the only ones dumping on the Padres.

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:17 pm
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    "Do you guys have anything I can read that's not about Adrian Gonzalez?"

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:27 pm
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    "duh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh"

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:28 pm
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    No, no, no… We said "SIT dog!"

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:35 pm
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    22 games back. Someone needs to light a fire under everyone on this field.

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    July 21, 2009 at 2:51 pm
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    The biological attacks stop when Sparky's demands are met.

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    July 21, 2009 at 3:01 pm
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    Dog poops on field while three-legged baseball player smiles and a ghost appears in soft focus.

    or

    San Diego player apparently gets arm-boner.

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    July 21, 2009 at 3:34 pm
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    ummm the bags right there

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    July 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm
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    I wonder if that dog knows I stuff my pants with socks. (says guy with huge bulge who is in focus)

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    July 21, 2009 at 8:44 pm
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    After countless attempts of voicing his opinion went unnoticed, Bingo the Wonder Dog decided that showing his opinion of the 2009 Padres would prominently get his point across.

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