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Korked Bats
That Funny Sports Blog
If I see another illegal alien in our stands I'll just poop on the field. Oh, there it goes.
Look mom, I'm doing my best Moises Alou impression!
New Padres pitching coach Daisy demonstrates proper form for the "slider".
As a non-roster invitee to spring training, Jose Guillen knows in order to make the team it is imperitive that he step up his less than stellar defense in right field. Shown here letting a line drive inexplicably roll to the wall while he defecates, Guillen hopes the team can overlook his defensive shortcomings in lieu of his innate ability to hear whistles several octaves higher than what his teammates can hear.
Well, that makes four pieces of crap on this field.
At least one Padre knows how to keep his butt down.
Three men and a little rabies.
This must be an inter-league game, cause there's a designated shitter on the field.
Throw 'em the ol' number 2.
that dh one was me too…just forgot to type my name.
"Relief" Pitcher
"Don't worry guys, I think it's just a fart."
Kyle Youngstrom said..
At a squandering 37 wins and 56 losses.. It seems like other teams aren't the only ones dumping on the Padres.
"Do you guys have anything I can read that's not about Adrian Gonzalez?"
"duh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh"
No, no, no… We said "SIT dog!"
San Diego Porta-Padres
22 games back. Someone needs to light a fire under everyone on this field.
The Dog Days of Summer
The biological attacks stop when Sparky's demands are met.
Dog poops on field while three-legged baseball player smiles and a ghost appears in soft focus.
or
San Diego player apparently gets arm-boner.
ummm the bags right there
I wonder if that dog knows I stuff my pants with socks. (says guy with huge bulge who is in focus)
Mmmmmm… Fertilizer.
After countless attempts of voicing his opinion went unnoticed, Bingo the Wonder Dog decided that showing his opinion of the 2009 Padres would prominently get his point across.