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KB Photo Kaptions

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This week’s KB Photo Kaption is…

Tennessee Titans Running Back LenDale White is congratulated by teammate Ahmard Hall.

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The funniest caption(s) will be posted on the next KB Photo Kaptions post.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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14 thoughts on “KB Photo Kaptions

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    August 11, 2009 at 12:05 pm
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    last week's

    "Spee-DOH!"

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    August 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm
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    Ahmard Hall is checking to see if the 30 pound loss is real or just LenDale wearing a corset again.

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    August 11, 2009 at 12:17 pm
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    Ooh boy I just wanna drill you for oil.

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    August 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
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    After his career in football is over, Ahmard Hall is really considering work as a ventriloquist.

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    August 11, 2009 at 3:18 pm
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    Since Smash N' Dash has dissolved, Ahmard and LenDale came up with a new handshake… It will NEVER be tried again

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    August 11, 2009 at 3:21 pm
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    Ahmard Hall demonstrates the improper way to do the Heimlich.

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    August 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm
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    Ahmard Hall: "Is LenDale ticklish?! Ehh? Cutchie Cutchie koo!"

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    August 11, 2009 at 3:57 pm
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    "I said, TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH!!!"

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    August 11, 2009 at 7:54 pm
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    Kyle Says:
    "Does your bellybutton smell like mine?"

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    August 11, 2009 at 9:08 pm
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    Ahmard decided to show LenDale the end result of starting a dog ring and going to prison.

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    August 13, 2009 at 9:26 am
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    LenDale: "Just what are you doing, Ahmard?"
    Ahmard: "It's a new celebration I came up with, I call it the 'Checkin' the ole Houston Oiler.'"

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    August 13, 2009 at 1:23 pm
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    I baptize you in the name of the Father, the son, and Warren Moon.

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    August 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm
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    "If our jersey numbers were our ages we'd still be able to date, using the half your age plus seven formula. Just good to know huh Lendale?"

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    August 13, 2009 at 1:28 pm
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    Alright honey, breathe, breathe. Remember the lamaze classes.

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