KB Photo Kaptions
Last Week’s Winners:
Rob Queener – “Uh, Kazaam… I definitely wouldn’t waste two wishes on a panda and a Snuggie.”
Tim – “Kobe, this is what my ass tastes like.”
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This week’s KB Photo Kaption is…
U.S. Swimmer Ricky Berens ripped his bathing suit before this race.
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I see london I see france, Damn he ain't wearing no underpants…
Women have always been impressed with the muscles on the bodies of swimmers, but on this day they were particularly impressed with how ripped Ricky Berens was.
I think Ricky Berens won this race by a split second.
After consuming a huge bowl of beans and rice,Ricky had a very em-(bare-ass)ing situation!
This would definitely cause "drag" as Berens cuts through the water. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "draging ass."
Look at the bright side, at least there is no threat of skid marks.
After the death of Michael Jackson, Ricky Berens decided to give a tribute to the famous "wardrobe malfunction". Unfortunately, nobody told him it was the wrong Jackson.
Michael Phelps was busted for weed, while Ricky Berens was busted for crack.
"I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THE ABERCROMBIE MUSCLE SUIT!"
Rachel Nichols: "Ricky, "do you believe you could have found a swimsuit that was any tighter?"
Ricky Berens: "Rachel, to be honest, no. I checked."
It looks like we have one more body suit that needs to be banned this year.
Man, that guy is ripped.
Where do I find the cheat codes for Zelda?