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KB Photo Kaptions

Last Week’s Winners:

Rob Queener – “Uh, Kazaam… I definitely wouldn’t waste two wishes on a panda and a Snuggie.”

Tim – “Kobe, this is what my ass tastes like.”

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This week’s KB Photo Kaption is…

U.S. Swimmer Ricky Berens ripped his bathing suit before this race.

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

Austin

13 thoughts on “KB Photo Kaptions

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    August 6, 2009 at 10:08 am
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    I see london I see france, Damn he ain't wearing no underpants…

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    August 6, 2009 at 10:51 am
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    Women have always been impressed with the muscles on the bodies of swimmers, but on this day they were particularly impressed with how ripped Ricky Berens was.

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    August 6, 2009 at 11:02 am
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    I think Ricky Berens won this race by a split second.

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    August 6, 2009 at 11:04 am
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    After consuming a huge bowl of beans and rice,Ricky had a very em-(bare-ass)ing situation!

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    August 6, 2009 at 11:17 am
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    This would definitely cause "drag" as Berens cuts through the water. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "draging ass."

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    August 6, 2009 at 11:27 am
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    Look at the bright side, at least there is no threat of skid marks.

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    August 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm
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    After the death of Michael Jackson, Ricky Berens decided to give a tribute to the famous "wardrobe malfunction". Unfortunately, nobody told him it was the wrong Jackson.

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    August 6, 2009 at 3:59 pm
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    Michael Phelps was busted for weed, while Ricky Berens was busted for crack.

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    August 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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    "I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THE ABERCROMBIE MUSCLE SUIT!"

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    August 6, 2009 at 6:01 pm
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    Rachel Nichols: "Ricky, "do you believe you could have found a swimsuit that was any tighter?"

    Ricky Berens: "Rachel, to be honest, no. I checked."

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    August 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm
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    It looks like we have one more body suit that needs to be banned this year.

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    August 6, 2009 at 6:46 pm
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    Man, that guy is ripped.

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    August 6, 2009 at 8:00 pm
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    Where do I find the cheat codes for Zelda?

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