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Jeremy Lin Movies

Over the past month, Jeremy Lin’s popularity has blown up. He’s, by far, the best Asian-American Harvard graduate NBA player right now. And quickly moving to be the best Asian-American Harvard graduate NBA player of all time. “Who is the best of all time right now?” you ask. We can’t answer that right now, but Asian-American Harvard graduate NBA players are like a dime a dozen these days. In fact, I’m kind of tired of how many there are.

Since the time of Jeremy Lin’s popularity spike, Lin’s agent has claimed to have been contacted for countless requests. Amongst these requests have been your basic endorsements, book deals, Dancing With The Stars appearance, and of course movie deals. Which, let’s be honest, the only one of these things we really only care about is a movie deal. (and a DWTS appearance. Right?) So instead of waiting for some waiter in Los Angeles to take three months constructing a script to a Jeremy Lin movie, we took initiative to go ahead and throw out a few Jeremy Lin movie posters.

Each of these should be coming to a movie theater (or straight to a Red Box) near you soon…

The Devil Linside

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Get Rich Or Die Try Lin

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(Courtesy of: Brandon Gnetz)

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Lindependence Day

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Lincino Man

(Thanks to our very own Kyle)

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Home A Lin 2: Found In New York

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


One thought on “Jeremy Lin Movies

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    February 29, 2012 at 11:26 am

    This is awesome! Well done! haha


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