Saturday, July 13, 2024

Korked Bats

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Ivy League Cancels Conference Tournament Because of Coronavirus

Getting that cancelation call has to feel incredible. A similar feeling as when your buddy calls you and has to cancel moving a couch into a 3rd floor walkup. Nobody wants to be there and you are a shitty friend we all have jobs hire someone to move it you schmuck.

Honestly, these nerds need to be working on a cure for the disease instead of bothering some referees. Every Ivy League basketball fan has a working knowledge of Quidditch and that angers me incredibly.



Grit sent a bio to the KB office but it was just a welcome mat from Kirkland's. I think he sent it here accidentally. I really like the welcome mat so we are keeping it. Putting this admission here in case grit ever reads this. It's my welcome mat.


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