In Memoriam 2020 (But Just March)

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Damn, now I know what dogs go through, because the last two days felt like 6 month. Felt like every minute or so something was getting canceled or suspended, and while I enjoyed the rush, it was a total downer realizing we’re going to have to survive the next few weeks or months without sports. Keyword: survive.

Now look, before we get a lot of people #madonline, I will point out that coronavirus is a serious problem due to the nature of spreadability and its ability to be fatal in older people, anyone with respiratory issues, etc. We just want to try and bring some levity to what has been a difficult month. Please stay safe. And if you conduct a press conference, don’t touch every damn mic and recorder that’s on the table.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.


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