“How Do You Answer That?” With Alex Rodriguez

No, but seriously, how do you answer these questions that were posed to Alex Rodriguez in the press conference concluding the game in which he hit his 600th career home run.

And sorry, Alex, but there are no amount of steroids in the world that could help you answer these questions any better.

And as if one question was hard enough to answer, try answering two questions, one of which is asked in Spanish. And I thought Spanish 1 in college was hard.

Of course, no one said the life of a baseball player was easy.

Wait, A-Rod is dating Cameron Diaz? And he was hanging out with her and Gwyneth Paltrow the other day?

Ok, I retract my previous statement. The life of a baseball player is VERY easy!

However, back to our topic on hand, YOU try and answer some of these questions that A-Rod had to handle at his presser. Who ever let this reporter in made for a very awkward time at what was supposed to be a celebratory Q&A segment with the Yankees third baseman. These questions make less sense than braile menus at fast food drive-thrus.