HEADLINES – Matt Cain’s Perfect Game

San Francisco Giants pitcher Matt Cain was the 22nd pitcher in MLB history (and the 2nd this season) to pitch a perfect game, when he fanned 14 batters in a 10-0 win over the Houston Astros last night. Here are a few headlines you probably won’t see today…

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