We here at Korked Bats want to wish all of you a very happy Arbor Day. A holiday about as pointless as Flag Day. But for all you hippies out there, go ahead, plant a tree and enjoy Korked Bats today, the best comedic sports magazine publication that NEVER gets printed on paper.
In honor of Arbor Day, we decided to bring you a list of:
The Best Tree Mascots In Sports
1. Stanford Cardinal
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And well, that’s about it. I hope you all enjoy your Arbor Day. Plant a tree, watch FernGully and tie dye a t-shirt.