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Happy Arbor Day!

April 30, 2010 Austin

We here at Korked Bats want to wish all of you a very happy Arbor Day. A holiday about as pointless as Flag Day. But for all you hippies out there, go ahead, plant a tree and enjoy Korked Bats today, the best comedic sports magazine publication that NEVER gets printed on paper.

In honor of Arbor Day, we decided to bring you a list of:

The Best Tree Mascots In Sports

1. Stanford Cardinal

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And well, that’s about it. I hope you all enjoy your Arbor Day. Plant a tree, watch FernGully and tie dye a t-shirt.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

One thought on “Happy Arbor Day!”

jeff
April 30, 2010 at 2:16 pm
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No love for the Indiana State Sycamores. Of course, their mascot is a strange, species-less, genderless fox-like creature, but they are named after a tree.
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