Halloween Costume Ideas For Major Athletes
It’s that time of year again, where people spend a little extra money to dress up like their favorite superhero or celebrity. But who are our favorite sports hero’s going door-to-door as? I know they are probably all running around town trying to figure something out at the last minute, so since I have a good heart, I will help them out.
Chris Johnson:
Should go as a member of the cast of the Oscar winning movie, Avatar.
Am I the only one that sees this? Doubt it.
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David Beckham and his less athletic wife, Posh Spice:
This couple has a money costume when it comes to pop culture.
They will be popular with the tween crowd. Which is mostly related to them.
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Jim Thorpe:
Sure, he is not alive, but that shouldn’t stop him from living every man’s secret dream of being the best looking werewolf in the world, should it?
#teamjacob #teamjim
Plus, Jim Thorpe was Native American, so it only makes sense.
If that’s not a good idea, then you could just go as a zombie, because if you’re walking around nowadays, then you already are one.
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Next up, and closest to my redheaded heart is
Shaun White:
Being a redhead, I know that the options are endless when it comes to Halloween costumes.
Shawn, you can be a man or a woman.
You can be a dead lady or even a cartoon.
Or any member of the Weasley Family.
Redheads don’t always have it this easy, but we will take this one straight to the bank.
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Jimmer Fredette:
He already has a lot of suits and premature gray hair, so this will be an easy transition for Mr. Fredette.
Oh Mitt Romney, did you ever think you would make it into a sports blog?
I didn’t see it coming either.
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Dennis Rodman:
Dennis should go as a train wreck.
This costume wouldn’t require him to do much.
Please know that I could go on and on and on with these Halloween costumes. But like Barry Sanders, I’ll call it quits early.
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