Gotta Respect Aunt Becky Asking A Judge If She And Her Husband Can Go To Cabo While On Probation

Celebrity college-admissions ex-cons Lori Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli have asked a judge to allow them to jet off to a Mexican resort while still on probation, according to court documents.

The pair each filed requests in their federal criminal cases seeking court approval to go to San Jose Del Cabo for five days in mid-June to spend time with family.

via Page Six

Look, say what you will about Aunt Becky and her fashion designer husband whose clothes were a staple of Target shoppers of the early 2000s, but I respect the hell out of this move. All you other criminals who bribed to get your kid into prestigious universities and USC are playing checkers. Aunt Becks is playing chess. She literally asked her judge to have mercy. Has anyone else in the history of our nation’s judicial system ever asked to hit up a resort in Cabo while on probation? I’m gonna guess no. But shooters shoot. And that’s exactly the kind of forward-thinking that not only got her the hosting gig on Wake Up San Francisco but also got her in this situation in the first place. Her kid couldn’t make it into college? Drop a few bribes. Can’t leave the state while on probation? Ask for a court-ordered trip to Cabo? I raise my marg to you and Mossimo, Aunt Becks. This is incredible. Part of me hopes she gets it, because she’s a trailblazer for the rest of us who may someday be put on probation. You might be laughing and ridiculing her for even asking. But people also laughed and ridiculed the Wright Brothers when they said they wanted man to fly. And look at us now. All I’m saying is when two trails divulged in the woods, Lori took the one less traveled. To Cabo.