Got Heeeem

Say what you want about Brian Wilson. Hilarious. Terrifying. Hilariously terrifying. The man is something else. In fact, I’m willing to bet he’s not even real. Like Joan Rivers’ sanity. But regardless of how I feel, he does appear to exist and he’s changing human culture faster than a J.K. Rowling book. Only with more wizardry magic.

Seriously, Brian Wilson is more mysterious than a Chris Johnson tweet. But that might just be what we love most about him. Or maybe it’s the fact that he sweats Just For Men Gel? Regardless, Brian Wilson (and is beard) is the fastest growing thing to hit San Francisco since Barry Bonds’ head size. So when he speaks, everyone should listen. Because honestly, if you don’t I wouldn’t doubt he finds you sleeping in your home and kills you. But only because his beard automatically makes him an honorary member of Al-Qaeda.

So let’s all do as he asks and make, “Got Heeeem!” a popular saying.