Sorry for writing this so late, Korked Bats fans, but I wanted to make sure both of my teams were able to get the W this week. After spending a lot of time watching football over the last 48 hours, I realized something: Cheerleaders are awful… but hot.
But even though they are hot, I have to admit that they are pretty useless after high school. Do you really think a “Give me a (insert letter)” chant is really going to work at a stadium with 50,000+ drunk people? Don’t get me wrong, I love going crazy at games. But when I am trying to watch muscular black men beat the hell out of each other, I do not feel like watching muscular white men give each other high fives and holding up #1 signs.
So my recommendation to you, the readers, is to never go to college pep rally and then to laugh, because I just wrote an entire post bashing college cheerleaders and A-Huff’s sister is one. PEACE!