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Monday, March 18, 2024

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Florida State’s New Mascot Looks Familiar

Florida State University unveiled a new mascot for their athletic department last week. Allow us to introduce to you the kid-friendly and non-intimidating horse, Cimarro.

The good news [for everyone who isn’t a Florida State fan], there is a live-action Cimarron for public mockery and ridicule. This horse mascot looks like any other horse mascot, except for the fact it has HUMAN HANDS! For those not familiar with the biological structure of animals, horses don’t usually have human hands. Horses have hooves. In fact, the only horse we know of that has human hands is that creepy Unicorn Guy on YouTube.

According to Seminoles.com, “Cimarron will make appearances at many Florida State athletic events and functions.” Not according to Seminoles.com, “Cimarron may sometimes go by Bullseye, but only when he’s transporting Woody to go save Buzz Lightyear and the gang.”

Now, you may be thinking, “Haven’t we seen Cimarron somewhere else before?”

And yup, you’d be right…

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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