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Friday, March 29, 2024

Korked Bats

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File This Story Under Coo-Coo: Psycho Todd Haley Refused To Call Plays For Matt Cassel During A Game

What a story. Damn. A few thoughts I had while listening to this story:

  • So the millions of stories we heard about what a psychopath Todd Haley was weren’t just stories? Hmmm. Ok. Got it.
  • Damn, the Titans were bad back then.
    • Imagine this amount of dysfunction going on an NFL sideline. And then imagine that team winning a game against an even inferior opponent. The Titans were that inferior opponent!
  • Who is that Josh Groban looking dude hosting this Patriots pregame show?
  • I’m here for any story with a Brodie Croyle reference.
    • Again… not to beat a dead horse, but how bad were the Titans to lose a game where their opponent was actively TRYING to sub in Brodie Croyle??
  • Remember when the Chiefs were bad? Feels like forever a go. Kids these days will never know that the Chiefs were once one of the worst teams in the sport and actually chose Todd Haley to be their head coach.
  • If we’re talking Todd Haley, then you KNOW I have to post this GIF:
Todd Haley GIF - Todd Haley Chiefs - Discover & Share GIFs
  • Matt Cassel eventually signed with the Titans. No wonder. They probably thought he was amazing and a genius for beating their ass by calling his own plays.
  • Todd is still the funniest name to me. No offense to any Todd’s out there.
  • Speaking of Todd Haley stories, remember when a Steelers team spokesman claimed Todd Haley was injured in a fall on a Sunday night after a Week 17 game. And then it was reported that Haley had been injured in an fight at a bar outside Heinz Field, but then a spokesman for the Pittsburgh Police department said it was Haley’s wife, Christine, who was involved in a “minor scuffle” at the bar Tequila Cowboy which was quickly ended. Classic Mrs. Haley.
  • Really can’t pinpoint a reason why Todd Haley was 19-26 as a head coach.
  • Matt Cassel still has a touch of that Jake Gyllenhaal look to him.
  • Can someone check your local overpass and make sure Todd Haley isn’t sleeping under it?

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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