Facts You’ll Learn While Watching Brady vs. Manning

October 29, 2014November 2, 2014 Austin

When you watch the New England Patriots take on the Denver Broncos this weekend, you will learn a lot of fun new facts about the teams’ legendary leaders, Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. The game’s broadcasters will undoubtedly be gushing over arguably the league’s top two quarterbacks.

Here is a preview of what you should expect to hear from commentators:

Peyton Manning is from a family full of NFL quarterbacks and Cooper.
Tom Brady is from a family full of interior designers.
Peyton Manning was drafted #1 overall.
Tom Brady was drafted in the 7th round.
Both quarterbacks have won the Super Bowl.
Both quarterbacks are ELITE.
Peyton Manning is the first quarterback in NFL history to throw a touchdown pass that was so pretty, the referees gave him 9 points.
Tom Brady is always competing. He even competes at competing. Sometimes he even competes at competing at competing.
Peyton Manning tells Barack Obama what to do as president. Except the website Healthcare.gov… Peyton doesn’t make mistakes.
Tom Brady wins trophies and awards that haven’t even been made yet.
Ryan Leaf was drafted #2 right after Peyton Manning in 1998. Combined they’ve amounted to 527 career touchdown passes.
While Rob Gronkowski was out with an injury, Tom Brady was his team’s leading receiver.
It’s no coincidence that Peyton Manning is an anagram for Best Quarterback In NFL History.
If you spell Tom Brady backwards, it’s Greatest Super Bowl MVP Of All Time.
Peyton Manning is the person hacking all famous athletes’ Twitter accounts.
Tom Brady says whatever cuss words he wants and then immediately proceeds to kiss his mother with that mouth.
Each quarterback has yet to throw an interception this season, or any season.
Before Peyton Manning, Tennessee was a YMCA Recreational Football team. After Peyton Manning, Tennessee was an NCAA FBS football powerhouse.
Before Tom Brady, Michigan played their football games in a bowling alley’s birthday party room. After Tom Brady, Michigan plays in the largest football stadium in North America.
Tom Brady wears Beats by Dre headphones during pre-game warmups and DOESN’T get fined by the NFL.
Peyton Manning DOESN’T wear Beats by Dre headphones during pre-game warmups because they don’t make Beats by Dre headphones big enough to fit on his head.
Both quarterbacks have appeared on Saturday Night Live and were so funny, the show was immediately canceled the week after they hosted.
Tom Brady sings backup on Taylor Swift’s new album, and Peyton Manning wrote it.
There is currently a waiting list of lambs hoping to provide their wool to make Tom Brady’s next post-game sweater.
Peyton Manning can bench press Delaware.
Tom Brady understands the ending to LOST.
Peyton Manning has a coupon for every restaurant.
Tom Brady and Peyton Manning are the cast for True Detective Season 2.
When Tom Brady grew his hair out, lions dubbed him honorary king of the jungle.
Peyton Manning understands what those high pitched voices scream in Dubstep songs.
Tom Brady and Peyton Manning have played 15 times. They both have a 19-0 record in the series.
Both quarterbacks have never lost a game in their entire NFL careers.
There are no quarterbacks in the history of the game better than Tom Brady or Peyton Manning.