Facts You Will Learn While Watching The Manning-Brady Bowl
When you watch the Denver Broncos play the New England Patriots this weekend, you will learn a lot of fun new facts about the teams’ legendary leaders, Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. Commentators will be gushing over arguably two of the league’s top quarterbacks. Here is a preview of what you should expect to hear from the broadcast:
- Peyton Manning is from a family full of NFL quarterbacks and Cooper.
- Tom Brady is from a family full of interior designers, most notably Michelangelo.
- Peyton Manning was drafted #2 overall.
- Tom Brady went undrafted.
- Both quarterbacks have won the Super Bowl.
- Both quarterbacks are ELITE.
- Peyton Manning is the first quarterback in NFL history to throw a touchdown pass that was so pretty, the referees gave him 9 points.
- Tom Brady is always competing. He even competes at competing. Sometimes he even competes at competing at competing.
- Peyton Manning tells Barack Obama what to do as president. Except Obamacare. Peyton doesn’t make mistakes.
- Tom Brady wins trophies and awards that haven’t even been made yet.
- While Rob Gronkowski was out with an injury, Tom Brady was his team’s leading receiver.
- It’s no coincidence that Peyton Manning is an anagram for Best Quarterback In NFL History.
- Tom Brady says whatever cuss words he wants and then immediately proceeds to kiss his mother with that mouth.
- Neither quarterback has yet to throw an interception this season, or any season.
- Before Peyton Manning, Tennessee was a YMCA Recreational Football team. After Peyton Manning, Tennessee was an NCAA FBS football powerhouse.
- Before Tom Brady, Michigan played their football games in a bowling alley’s birthday party room. After Tom Brady, Michigan plays in the largest football stadium in North America.
- Both quarterbacks have appeared on Saturday Night Live and were so funny, the show was immediately canceled the week after they hosted.
- There is a current waiting list of lambs hoping to provide their wool to make Tom Brady’s next post-game sweater.
- Peyton Manning can bench press Delaware.
- Tom Brady understands the ending to LOST.
- Peyton Manning has a coupon for every restaurant.
- When Tom Brady grew his hair out, lions dubbed him honorary king of the jungle.
- Peyton Manning understands what those high pitched voices scream in Dubstep songs.
- Tom Brady and Peyton Manning have played 14 times. They both have a 14-0 record in the series.
- Both quarterbacks have never lost a game in their entire NFL careers.
- There are no quarterbacks in the history of the game better than Tom Brady or Peyton Manning.
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