For all of you Magic fans worried about how Dwight Howard will play on the road in the NBA Finals, don’t worry about it. Dwight can’t be phased by the opposing team’s fans. His ears are too small to hear anything. His ears are smaller than the chances of any movie other than Twilight winning an MTV movie award this year.
And of course, that is if we ever get to the actual game itself. These pregame shows are longer the series itself.