Saturday, July 20, 2024

Korked Bats

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Dwight Is Not Dumbo

For all of you Magic fans worried about how Dwight Howard will play on the road in the NBA Finals, don’t worry about it. Dwight can’t be phased by the opposing team’s fans. His ears are too small to hear anything. His ears are smaller than the chances of any movie other than Twilight winning an MTV movie award this year.

And of course, that is if we ever get to the actual game itself. These pregame shows are longer the series itself.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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