Donald Sterling Decides To Do Something Because No One Has Talked About Him For A While
LOS ANGELES — Former Los Angeles Clippers owner and current racist Donald Sterling decided to do something recently to get his name back in the headlines after nearly 36 hours of no one mentioning his name.
Sources say Donald Sterling just keeps trying to do stuff so he can maintain this attention for the rest of his life, so many expect Donald Sterling to continue making headlines for another two years or so. لعبه البوكر لعبه البوكر Very few people are even sure what Sterling did this time, but frankly, it doesn’t even matter, because we are forced to report anything he does at this point. Anything except for eating, because he literally never stops eating.
“Mr. Sterling just wants his voice to be heard,” Sterling’s attorney said. موقع المراهنات العالمي “Because he really likes the sound of his own voice.”
Sterling’s team of advisors have been meeting with him regularly to find ways to shed a positive light on the former Clippers owner. His team of advisors is made up of Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Amanda Bynes’ blonde wig, Randy Quaid, and Justin Bieber’s hype man, who is actually just Justin Bieber.
We’re now going to use this next paragraph to just write Donald Sterling’s name over and over. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. And also, Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. With Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling, too.
If anything else happens in this Donald Sterling saga, whether it’s important or not, you’ll be sure to hear about it. شرح لعبة الروليت
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