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Wednesday, April 24, 2024

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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Slept Over At Jennifer Lopez’s House Last Night?

Short answer: yes.

Ben Affleck looked satisfied upon leaving Jennifer Lopez’s house Wednesday morning.

The “Way Back” star was photographed in his car with quite the smirk on his face as he departed her Los Angeles pad.

At first, the Oscar-winning actor, 48, didn’t look too thrilled with being photographed outside Lopez’s home, but he quickly changed his tune — and mood — and put a grin on for the paparazzi.

The couple’s apparent sleepover happened just one day after their cuddly Monday night date, so it seems their rekindled relationship — which they haven’t yet confirmed themselves — is progressing nicely.

Making it clear they’re back together, the stars were spotted Monday with arms wrapped around each other heading into the Pendry hotel in West Hollwyood, and we’re told the PDA continued throughout their meal.

“They were very affectionate, very cuddly,” an insider told Page Six. “He had his arm around her the whole time.”

via Page Six

Look at that man. That dude knows he’s on top of the world. That dude knows we know. That dude wants us to know. Because he’s back. He has risen from the ashes like the Phenix that’s absurdly tattooed on his back.

AFFLECK IS BACK (tattoo)!

“I’m BACK, man.” -Ben Affleck, in his Bruce Wayne voice

That’s the face of a man who knows firsthand J-Lo’s love don’t cost a thing, because he got a free night’s stay. That’s the face of a man who’s back with his ex. The face of a man who knows he’s here to stay, especially as long as his only competition keeps dropping makeup lines for men. That’s the face of satisfaction. The face of a man who is waiting for his agent to call him after Gigli 2 gets greenlit.

The only two times in your life when you make that face are when you’re taking a piss you’ve been holding in for hours or when you leave the house of a multi-talented, Golden Globe and Grammy-nominated entertainer whose membership card to being a babe has yet to expire.

Sure, I’ve made my case about how I’m #TeamARod in all of this, which I know is an unpopular opinion, but I do have to respect the hell out of Ben Affleck finally getting a picture taken of himself making a face other than this.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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