Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Korked Bats

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Do You Need A Picture Of Jay Buhner With A Chainsaw?

There are least six times a day that I stop everything I am doing and just think to myself, I really need a picture of Jay Buhner holding a chainsaw to help me get through the rest of this day. Forget 5-Hour Energy, when I feel that 2:30 in the afternoon feeling, I need a picture of the old Seattle Mariners right fielder doing some lumberjack duties.

Lucky for you, if any of you have ever found yourself in my same predicament, I have found a picture of Happy Gilmore baseball swing enthusiast, Jay Buhner carrying a chainsaw. You’re welcome forever, because for the rest of your life on this God’s green earth, you will never ever need anything more. Go ahead, print this, frame it, and make a shrine around it.

So what if he looks like Woody Harrelson? So what if he is rocking the Indiana Jones hat? So what if he still rocks the white wash jeans? The dude has a rocket of an arm, he’s a forced to be reckoned with at the plate, and he can chop down tree branches with the best of ’em. Jay Buhner, you keep doing your thing. Whatever the heck it may be.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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