Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Korked Bats

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Did I Get Bill O’Brien Fired?

Short answer: Lol, no. Pretty sure he did this one to himself.

But it should be noted that he was fired literally minutes after I did my weekly Korked Bats radio hit on 3HL on 104.5 The Zone in Nashville. The subject of this week’s hit? Bill O’Brien and how much he sucks.

Was Texans owner Cal McNair listening to the segment? العاب القمار على الانترنت Did my take lead him to terminate B. شرح البوكر O’B? Honestly, we can’t rule it out.

But now Bill O’Brien has been kicked to the curb. He’s done cakes. Caput. Gonzo. Don’t let the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya… which for him is his chin.

As a fan of both the Tennessee Titans and team content, this is a devastating blow. No offense to Jon Robinson, but Bill O’Brien was the best GM the Titans have ever had. And he put them in a devastating hole in terms of draft picks. Not as devastating as the hole in his chin, but still devastating nonetheless.

And if you don’t think this firing will make an immediate impact on the city of Houston, guess what, it already has. Immediately after getting pink slipped, both Alex Bregman and Carlos Correa homered to tie up their ALDS matchup against the Oakland A’s. A game in which they ultimately won. العاب الروليت So yeah, Houston is 1-0 since his firing. Plus, I was told James Harden actually tipped well at whatever strip club he was at last night. You see? This firing is having a positive economic impact on the city too.

Anyone who gets this job – and for now it appears to be Romeo Crennel in the interim – is going to be handed the keys to a freaking Maserati. Just hope they don’t crash it into a ravine like Bill O’Brien did. The ravine in this scenario is, of course, his chin.

Also, before we get outta here, let’s take a live look at Texans fans today…


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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