Deal of the Day

I stumbled across a heck of a deal on Craigslist tonight and felt compelled pass it along to our readers. They say the best things in life are free, and after seeing this, I know they aren’t kidding. A loyal Tennessee fan in Knoxville is offering the team’s quarterback, Jonathan Crompton, free of charge following his Marino-esque performance against UCLA. Here’s the ad:

I have a quarterback to give away for free. His name is Jonathan Crompton and you can have him. Feel free to take him before we have another losing season. I am asking a dollar for him, just because Craigslist won’t accept 0.

I don’t care what you say, that’s golden. To fully comprehend the value of this stellar athlete, take a look at this stat-line from yesterday:

• C/ATT: 13/26
• YDS: 93
• TD: 0
• INT: 3