Complete NBA Preview

If you know me, you know I love many things. LeBron James, gratuitous amounts of candy, freakishly tall people, pet Polar Bears, and the NBA. While I don’t have the time (or battery power required to run my laptop) to write about all of these things, I thought I’d at least take some time on Christmas Eve to give the faithful readers of Korked Bats an ultimate NBA preview.

Top 6 Teams

1. Miami Heat
2. Oklahoma City Thunder
3. Chicago Bulls
4. Dallas Mavericks
5. Team Edward
6. Darkhorse: Los Angeles Clippers

Top 6 MVP Competitors

1. Kevin Durant
2. Derrick Rose
3. Dirk Nowitzki
4. LeBron James
5. Tim Tebow
6. Darkhorse: Zach Randolph

3 Teams That Will Surprise You

1. Indiana Pacers
2. Minnesota Timberwolves
3. The Milwaukee Magicians… No seriously, this is a group of professional magicians that do local birthday parties who will absolutely surprise you (they knew my card every time!)

5 Things More Hated than Kris Humphries

1. Penn State
2. Human Trafficking
3. Yellow Starburst
4. Miami Heat
5. I guess that’s about it…

3 Things That Will Disappoint

1. Los Angeles Lakers
2. Charlotte Bobcats
3. Pittsburgh Pirates
4. My counting