College Football Playoff Bracket Predictions
This year, FBS college football will decide their national champion in a new way. This year, there will be a college football playoff. Instead of March Madness, we get January Jubilation… Alright, well, we’re still working on a nickname for it, but it’s going to be fun.
We figured we’d go ahead and make some College Football Playoff bracket predictions before the season even begins, and like just about everyone during March Madness, we filled out multiple prediction brackets.
Our Money Bracket
This bracket is made up of the four teams that will probably coast through their regular season schedules unscathed. Going into the year, these teams are the four best.
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Our Impermissible Money Bracket
This bracket features four teams that have been caught or that have allegedly granted money and/or gifts to their players. We figure, if you’re going to pay players, pay them well enough that they get you a national championship. Or in Oklahoma State’s case, at least get you to a national championship.
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Our Fail-Safe Bracket
This bracket is our fail safe bracket. Like when you pick all #1 seeds in your March Madness bracket, in this bracket, we pick all Not-Notre Dames.
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Our Suck it Bob Stoops Bracket
The SEC doesn’t appear so top-heavy now, does it, Stoops?!
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Our Lane Kiffin Bracket
This is just a melting pot of all of Lane Kiffin’s former (and current) teams. Not sure who would win, but pretty sure Lane Kiffin would get killed. Also, the Raiders.
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Our Reptile House Bracket
If the Reptile House at your local zoo all turned on each other, it would be this College Football Playoff bracket.
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Our Dick Vitale Bracket
This would be Dick Vitale’s dream come true.
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Our 9-Year-Old Kid Bracket
Heh… Heh… It spells “poop.”
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Our College Football Scandal Bracket
This bracket features UNC athletes getting an F (without help from tutors, of course), and Penn State preying on Miners.
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Check out the 2014 Korked Bats College Football Preseason Top 25
Check out Our Thoughts On The New CFB Playoff Trophy
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