Cardinal John
John Smoltz joined the St. Louis Cardinals today. However, his role with the team, according to MLB.com, may surprise you…
What?! You’ve got to be kidding me. Future Hall of Famer John Smoltz will either start or pitch in relief for the Red Birds?!
Now that is in-depth insight! I mean, come on! After reading this article, I am still left wondering what Smoltz’s role will be? What the heck else can a pitcher do?! A pitcher can only be a starter or a reliever.
That’s like saying when watching an episode of Boy Meets World, Topanga will either be fat or hot.
Yet another reason St.Louis is a failure of a city. High crime, a plethora of gonorrhea and now they must clarify the possibilities of a pitcher. Way to go, St. Louis.