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Cardinal John

John Smoltz joined the St. Louis Cardinals today. However, his role with the team, according to MLB.com, may surprise you…

What?! You’ve got to be kidding me. Future Hall of Famer John Smoltz will either start or pitch in relief for the Red Birds?!

Now that is in-depth insight! I mean, come on! After reading this article, I am still left wondering what Smoltz’s role will be? What the heck else can a pitcher do?! A pitcher can only be a starter or a reliever.

That’s like saying when watching an episode of Boy Meets World, Topanga will either be fat or hot.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


One thought on “Cardinal John

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    August 21, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Yet another reason St.Louis is a failure of a city. High crime, a plethora of gonorrhea and now they must clarify the possibilities of a pitcher. Way to go, St. Louis.


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