Cam Newton Feels Good

If you haven’t heard of quarterback Cameron Newton from Auburn University, then you must be living under a rock (in which case, we would either like to capture you or remake a TV show about your hilarious endeavors under said rock).

The 6’6″ 250-pound Cam Newton has put up exceptional numbers all while leading Auburn to an undefeated 7 and 0 record thus far. His quarterback rating is 180.53. Which for those of you who don’t know what that means, that’s like getting pulled over for drunk driving and blowing a negative 0.88 on the breathalyzer. Or getting a 41 on your ACT. Or throwing for nearly 1,300 yards and 13 touchdowns (not to mention adding on nearly 900 yards rushing and 12 rushing touchdowns). In fact, it’s exactly like that last example.

Cam Newton has been a large part (pun intended) of Auburn’s success this season as well as their #4 ranking in the recently released BCS Standings.

I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that Cam Newton feels good. Just ask this bald guy on the left, he would know better than any of us.

Photo Courtesy: Hal Yeager - The Birmingham News

I’m pretty sure Cam Newton is already excited after their last second victory at Kentucky a couple weeks ago, there is no need to make him any more excited, bald guy.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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