Brett Favre to Enter NFL Draft
In an effort to increase his exposure within the sports world, perennial-purgatory quarterback Brett Favre has decided he will reenter the upcoming NFL Draft. The NFL Draft has moved its opening round to a Thursday night in an effort to increase ratings by going to Prime Time television, a move which Favre called, “a stroke of god damned genius.” Favre continued, “everyone watches the draft. My face will be in every house. Good luck sleeping.”
Favre was insistent that he would, “like to go back to the Vikings, or whatever, I think,” but was also insistent that he would like to join which ever team drafts him, “probably, I dunno, man.”
It has been nearly one week since Favre was one of the top stories on ESPN’s Sportscenter, a feat that Favre describes as, “heartcrushing” and “ouchy-ing” and “football.”
There’s no word on whether or not the Falcons have any plans to draft Favre again, but this time not trade him away for a pick they eventually wasted on RB Tony Smith, who, upon contact, asked, “Who’s Tony Smith?”
