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Big News Monday

Tomorrow is just another Monday.

You’ll get stuck in traffic. You’ll get annoyed. You’ll get to work. You’ll get annoyed. You’ll realize that you have only two people at work that you like. You’ll get annoyed at everyone else. You’ll go to lunch at Chotchkie’s and contemplate asking the waitress out. You’ll get sick and tired of everyone making a reference to having “a case of the Mondays.”

Then you’ll get back to work and realized that you just lived out most of the plot to Office Space for the whole first half of your day. Then you call your girlfriend and see if you’re still scheduled to see that hypnotherapist this Friday.

But before you do that, listen up.

Yeah, put that phone down. We have news that may turn your whole week around.

Tomorrow, Korked Bats has big news. Kind of.

We would conduct a big rock concert ordeal, like some undisclosed NBA team in Miami, but like them, that would be way too much hype. I mean, we are, in fact, the Best Sports Site That Nobody Reads. So it would all be for not.

Just be sure to check out Korked Bats tomorrow (and preferably every other day for the rest of your life if you don’t mind?). I don’t want to give too much away, but it will be funny, and neat. Much like Jerry Seinfeld. I mean, he tucks in his shirt AND does stand-up comedy? What is the deal?!

Miami Heat Image Courtesy of: NaplesNews.com

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

Austin

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    February 21, 2011 at 11:07 am
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    Awesome job Erin !!! I am sure the ladies will be heard loud and clear with you being thier voice not that they needed any help but the help they get from you will be more then any women could get! I am offended that you did not mention the Texas Longhorns as one of your favorites and of all things listing the Oregon Ducks is just out and out wrong. You should know by now that the only place ducks belong is in a pond with some bread not a football field !!!!

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